Mean Girls 5K, 10K & Half Marathon

Event Date and Location

Date: October 3rd, 2026

Location: 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

More Information: Mean Girls 5K, 10K & Half Marathon

Race Introduction

On Mean Girls Day, October 3rd, 2026 he asked you what day it was. You said it’s October 3rd.

Now lace up and run.

Welcome to The Mean Girls 5K, 10K and Half Marathon, a pink powered comedy fueled tribute to the most quotable high school ever. This event transforms the LA River Path into North Shore High where every runner is either trying to make fetch happen or survive gym class without being personally victimized by Regina George.

Presented by Jed and Ted’s Excellent Races.

Costume Guidelines

Wear pink if it’s Wednesday. Wear sweatpants only if it’s Saturday. Do not wear army pants and flip flops unless you want everyone else to buy army pants and flip flops.

Event Challenges

• The Burn Book 5K: A fast and funny out and back perfect for anyone who wants to run, walk, gossip, or talk about how butter is a carb.
• The Glen Coco 10K: Six point two miles of pure candy cane energy. You go Glen Coco. Treat yourself and your friends. None for Gretchen Wieners.
• The Full Plastics Half Marathon: Thirteen point one miles of pure drama control. Stay hydrated. Stay cute. Try not to start a three way call attack. Cross the finish feeling like the new Spring Fling Queen.
• The Multiverse Lunch Table Dash (Virtual): Run from anywhere. Work. School. Your bedroom. Africa.

Costume Inspiration

• Pink everything: Go all out with pink attire.
• Plastics energy: Channel your inner Plastics.
• Mathletes jackets: Show off your mathlete pride.
• Mrs. Norbury teacher vibes: Embrace the teacher look.
• Kevin G rap battle looks: Get ready for a rap battle!
• Mouse ears: Because duh you’re a mouse.

Community Vibe

This race is all about fun, connection, silliness, and giving runners a day they’ll talk about in group chats all year. No cliques here. Everyone can sit with us.

Parody Note

This event is a fan made parody inspired by early 2000s teen pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holders.