The Cobra 5Kai, 10Kai & Half Miyagithon

Event Details

April 3, 2027 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Race Overview

Join us for The Cobra 5Kai, 10Kai & Half Miyagithon. An 80s-inspired martial arts throwback run along the iconic LA River Path!

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy. Whether you’re running for Miyagi-Do honor or Cobra Kai glory, this is your shot to earn a finisher’s medal with dojo-level pride.

Choose Your Challenge

• The 5Kai – Out-and-back power sprint to awaken your inner warrior.
• The 10Kai – Twice the distance, double the badassery.
• The Half Miyagithon – Go the distance. Channel the balance. Defeat your limits.
• The Multiverse Dojo Dash (Virtual) – For anyone who can’t make it to our timeline but still wants to join the fight. Run from your own dimension and earn the same medal as the in-person warriors.

Event Atmosphere

Expect high-energy music, 80s and 90s throwbacks, themed signage, and a cheering crowd that knows the way of the fist. Costumes welcome. Finish line crane kicks encouraged.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of heart.

Call to Action

Sign up now. Mercy is for the weak.

Additional Information

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Parody Note

This event is a fan-made parody inspired by classic pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holders. It’s all for fun, community, and good energy.