Fast Times at Canoga High 5K, 10K & Half

📅 Event Details

October 11, 2025 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

🎉 Race Overview

Get ready to cut class and cruise into the Fast Times at Canoga High—an 80s high school-themed race inspired by the most iconic mallrats, burnout legends, and SoCal dreamers of the decade.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Whether you're sprinting for Spicoli, crushing on Stacy, or just here for the vibes, this race lets you live your best homeroom-skipping, mixtape-blasting high school fantasy.

🏃‍♂️ Race Distances

• Spicoli Sprint 5K 🍕 The chillest distance for those who show up fashionably late but still get the job done. Bonus points if you order pizza at the finish line.

• No Shirt, No Shoes, 10K 🏄‍♂️ This one’s for rule breakers, wave chasers, and anyone who’s ever daydreamed in class. Dress code optional—attitude required.

• The Ridgemont Crawl Half Marathon 🎓 Senior year stress meets marathon grind. Long, intense, and full of questionable decisions. You got this, class of ’85.

• The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) 🌌 Transfer students from other timelines can run any distance, anywhere, and still earn their medal. Mallwalkers, you’re welcome.

🎶 Race Atmosphere

Expect mall food court energy, stoner soundtrack bops, and unexpected “pop quiz” cheers along the way. Costumes strongly encouraged—Hot Dog on a Stick uniforms, Vans, and feathered hairdos get extra credit.

🌐 Multiverse Option

Can’t make it IRL? Run virtually anytime from Oct 11–13, and we’ll ship you your finisher medal. Zero judgment if you run it while cutting class.

🏆 Final Notes

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Sign up now. Spicoli says it’s righteous.

📜 Parody Disclaimer

This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 80s teen culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.

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