105-B Sabine St, Houston TX
Saturday, March 7th, 2026
Event Overview
Welcome to the Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show, where endurance meets embarrassment and punchlines come with a side of lactic acid.
Race Description
This one-of-a-kind event features a 5K(ish) on the scenic Buffalo Bayou Trails… but with a twist.
- Heckling: Along the course, you’ll be heckled (err, motivated) by professional comedians stationed throughout the route, armed with microphones and zero chill.
- Roasting: They’ll be roasting your stride, your outfit, and probably your life choices, all in good fun. (Mostly.)
Post-Race Comedy
After you've limped through the finish line and rebuilt your ego, stick around for a post-race comedy show featuring three of Houston’s top comedians.
- Comedy Show-Only: Prefer to skip the cardio and go straight to the comedy? You can do that too—comedy show-only tickets are available.
Event Details
- Location: The Water Works at Buffalo Bayou
- Date: Saturday, March 7, 2026
- Time: 5K at 5:00 PM | Comedy Show at 6:30 PM
Additional Highlights
- Swag: Finisher Swag & Optional Dignity
- Vendors: Food & Drink Vendors On Site
- Tickets: Comedy-Only Tickets Available
Join Us
Whether you're here to run, laugh, or just get publicly roasted without the hassle of a family holiday, we've got you covered.
For more information, visit the event page.
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