Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show

🏃‍♂️ Welcome to the Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show

Welcome to the Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show, where endurance meets embarrassment and punchlines come with a side of lactic acid.

🎭 Event Overview

• Unique Format: This one-of-a-kind event features a 5K(ish) on the scenic Buffalo Bayou Trails… but with a twist.
• Live Heckling: Along the course, you’ll be heckled (err, motivated) by professional comedians stationed throughout the route, armed with microphones and zero chill.
• Good Fun: They’ll be roasting your stride, your outfit, and probably your life choices, all in good fun. (Mostly.)
• Post-Race Comedy: After you’ve limped through the finish line and rebuilt your ego, stick around for a post-race comedy show featuring three of Houston’s top comedians.

📍 Event Details

• Location: The Water Works at Buffalo Bayou
• Date: Saturday, March 7, 2026
• Schedule: 5K at 5:00 PM | Comedy Show at 6:30 PM

🏅 Additional Information

• Finisher Swag: Finisher Swag & Optional Dignity
• Vendors: Food & Drink Vendors On Site
• Comedy Tickets: Comedy-Only Tickets Available

😄 Join Us!

Whether you’re here to run, laugh, or just get publicly roasted without the hassle of a family holiday, we’ve got you covered.

For more details and to register, visit the Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show page.