Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show

🎉 Welcome to the Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show

Welcome to the Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show, where endurance meets embarrassment and punchlines come with a side of lactic acid.

🏃‍♂️ Race Details

This one-of-a-kind event features a 5K(ish) on the scenic Buffalo Bayou Trails… but with a twist. Along the course, you’ll be heckled—err, motivated—by professional comedians stationed throughout the route, armed with microphones and zero chill. They’ll be roasting your stride, your outfit, and probably your life choices, all in good fun. (Mostly.)

📅 Date and Location

• Location: The Water Works at Buffalo Bayou
• Date: Saturday, January 24, 2026
• Start Time: 5K at 5:00 PM
• Comedy Show Time: 6:30 PM

🏆 Post-Race Fun

• Finisher Swag: Finisher Swag & Optional Dignity
• Food Options: Food & Drink Vendors On Site
• Comedy Tickets: Comedy-Only Tickets Available
• Entertainment: A post-race comedy show featuring three of Houston’s top comedians

😂 Join Us!

Whether you're here to run, laugh, or just get publicly roasted without the hassle of a family holiday, we've got you covered.

For more information and to register, visit: Houston Roast Run.